I'm fun at parties

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 02/08/2016 at 15:57 • Filed to: None

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Went to a party and called a guy a lumbersexual. Turns out he’s a VW nut. Has an olde (59?) beetle, a beetle 2.0 and a Cabriolet. I called his Cabriolet a Bitch Basket. All was well received. You VW guys are a special breed.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 02/08/2016 at 16:17

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Anybody who owns a VW is used to being abused by Volkswagen, so it’s really nothing new. It’s sort of like self loathing.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 02/08/2016 at 16:18

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Not a VW guy beyond once having had a Rabbit pickup, but still.

RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem 02/08/2016 at 16:53

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Loves Volkswagens. Wears flannel. Has beard. Is Chainsaw certified. Would laugh at being called Lumbersexual. Other than the specific cars, that could be me. We’re special, alright.

Übel > RallyWrench 02/08/2016 at 17:40

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Actually knowing how to use a chainsaw is the only thing that keeps me from being ashamed by the amount of flannel and facial hair I own.

The Volkswagens, though, there’s no escaping that shame.

RallyWrench > Übel 02/08/2016 at 18:40

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It’s a special kind of shame. I often wear my faded VW trucker hat with the old VW logo on it, and people give me shit now because of the TDI fiasco.

Also,

Übel > RallyWrench 02/08/2016 at 18:55

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Thankfully all my VW gear is model specific so I kinda dodge that, and I tend to think people around here just don’t give a shit about it anyways.

The real irony of that name is that if you actually walked around with an axe, you would immediately be crowned king of all hipsters.

CalzoneGolem > RallyWrench 02/08/2016 at 19:22

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Do you put product in your beard?

RallyWrench > Übel 02/08/2016 at 19:25

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I sort of want to, just for laughs.

RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem 02/08/2016 at 19:26

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Hell no, nor do I own a comb.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/08/2016 at 19:28

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Well maybe we can drink beers and I can give you a hard time about something?

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 02/08/2016 at 19:29

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He was a good sport about it.

CalzoneGolem > RallyWrench 02/08/2016 at 19:35

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I feel like that is a prerequisite.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 02/08/2016 at 20:37

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I’m sure he was. I’m a good sport about my leaky, going-to-hell-in-a-handbasket Golf. I have to chuckle about it because it just keeps running no matter how hard I try to kill it.

The Compromiser > CalzoneGolem 02/08/2016 at 21:34

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What’s a lumbersexual? Is that when I wake up with wood?

CalzoneGolem > The Compromiser 02/09/2016 at 07:51

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You have wet dreams about splitting mauls.

The Compromiser > CalzoneGolem 02/09/2016 at 12:57

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I keep dreaming about a big brown beaver and it chews on a tree that keeps getting bigger the more it chews... and when I woke up? Oh Boy....

CalzoneGolem > The Compromiser 02/09/2016 at 13:24

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The Compromiser > CalzoneGolem 02/09/2016 at 15:12

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MMMMmmmmm Wynonna.

The line i used is from a comic book series called Marshall Law. But yes Primus was going in my head too.

CalzoneGolem > The Compromiser 02/09/2016 at 15:16

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...big brown beaver...

I could hear bass line as soon as I read the phrase.

The Compromiser > CalzoneGolem 02/09/2016 at 15:26

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And now it is stuck in mine....